it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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