have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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