How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
