We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Pooping to opera.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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