After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Randomize