I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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