Jerry, you need to find god
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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