Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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