You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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