How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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