check it out our google latitudes are spooning
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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