I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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