I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We don't watch enough power rangers
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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