Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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