Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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