he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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