Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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