I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Randomize
