billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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