You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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