gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
