It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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