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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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