I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
you mean i was at the winter classic?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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