two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
