I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
