I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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