Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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