So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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