i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I think I sprained my soul last night
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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