He disabled his match.com account in front of me
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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