So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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