just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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