I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Rumble strips road head = magical
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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