Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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