I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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