You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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