Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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