i just google imaged poop.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
