Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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