There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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