Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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