every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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