have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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