The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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