I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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