Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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