So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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