how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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