just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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