Need sex. Gaining weight.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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