I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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