Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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