The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
