I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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