I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My hand turned me down
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
