Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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