Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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